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Geek Pickup Lines on 13th Jun 09

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A couple of days before, #geekpickuplines suddenly becomes a trending topic on twitter. So if one of you isn’t aware of it, here’s a selection of the best pickup lines for most of you who is sitting in front of that LCDs right now. Goodluck in practising it in real world ;)

  1. Hey I’m Vista, can I crash at your place? (good for vista fanboy)
  2. MySpace or yours? (self-explanatory)
  3. If you were a facebook status, i would ‘i like’ you (pretty straight forward)
  4. Let’s go back to MySpace and you can Twitter all over my Facebook (threesome combination)
  5. Are you Google? Cause you have everything Im looking for. (for romantic person)
  6. You pressed my F5 and refreshed my life. Can I take you to my home page!? (try pressing F5 for best result)
  7. Do you work for UPS? I saw you checking out my package! (haha, nice one)
  8. 9,637+ Twitter followers can’t be wrong! (This value keeps changing) (for a bit cocky style)
  9. Those social web sites are confusing. Are you on myface? (this one is my favourite, not sounded to geeky but a lot of nerdy)
  10. I’m into Open Source relationships. (for developers)
  11. I less than three you… (i < 3 you) (subtle math geek)
  12. Hi I am Intel, shouldn’t I be inside? (unlucky for you, AMD)
  13. With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth (mad scientist invasion)
  14. Isn’t your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com? (just. nice!)

There’s a lot more to be type here. But, I had to filter it out or else, someone’s gonna ban me.

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3 responses

  • 1 sipuri // Jun 13, 2009 at 8:20 am

    Hi, cuma nak tanya, is that you real IC number? Lebih baik tak display sebegitu, takut disalah guna je. Anyway, you have a nice blog.

  • 2 wfxyz // Jun 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    Thanks! Akan diupdate. Saya tak terfikir ade bahaya masa buat theme ni haritu. :)

  • 3 TMUkmkd // Aug 28, 2009 at 11:57 am

    unique style theme. ^_^

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